Rehoboth Car Wash: Daily George-isms

[Rehoboth Beach Car Wash 227.6177]

People ask us all the time how we come up with our catchy car wash slogans. We don't...George does. Enjoy.

• Your car will be shiney when we wash off the brimey!
• Your car will look grand when we wash off the sand
• We get the muck off your truck
• Salt and sand is not grand, we wash it off with our soft hand
• Car winter weary, we’ll make it cheery
• Car covered in grime? We’ll take care of it fine.
• You’ll have good feels after we wash your wheels
• For a nice fresh day, wash your dirt away
• Twinkle twinkle little star, come in today we’ll wash your car
• Clean windows improve your outlook
• Car dirty, we squirty
• We can help clean up your life
• Car look crappy? We can make you happy!
• Put a smile on your car
• See us you must, or else you will rust!
• Plant a clean car in your garage tonight
• Snuggle up with a clean car
• We have good deals to wash your wheels
• We wash and wax while you relax
• We are bored, let’s wash your Ford
• We’ve been thinkin’ wash your Lincoln
• We work busy to clean your Lizzie
• You’ll look like a star in a clean car
• You really ought to clean your auto
• If your car is white, we’ll make it bright. If it’s blue, we’ll wash it too!
• We wash better than you do
• Red, white, blue or green, we’ll put a sparkle on your machine!
• Take out the junk and we’ll vacuum your trunk!
• We take pride in washing your ride
• You bathe weekly, so should your car!
• Drive a clean car and you will go far
• Trick or treat, our washes can’t be beat
• Over the river and through the woods, wash your car, you know you should
• We wash your car and do it fine. Outside only starts at 9!
• We soak and buff, just enough
• Your car will do tricks for our #6
• Tire shine looks fine
• Have some pride, let us wash your ride
• Friends don’t let friends drive dirty!
• De-salt thy car!
• It’s more fun in a clean car
• Naughty or nice, take our advice. Wash your car once or twice
• Don’t be taggin’ extra dirt on your wagon.
• Dirt removal, with your approval
• Clean body, soul, mind and car
• Clean thoughts, clean car